What Do We Call It?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie while you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relation.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me."
She gives you a hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback.


Vocabulary

1. gorgeous: cantik/menawan
2. go up to her: menghampirinya
3. a bunch of friends: beberapa teman
4. pointing at you: sambil menunjuk Anda
5. straighten your tie: mengencangkan dasi Anda
6. pour her a drink: menuangkan minum untuknya
7. offer her a ride: menawarkan tumpangan
8. a hard slap on your face: tamparan keras di wajah Anda
9. Feedback: respon balik