Genie Joke

A woman is walking along a beach when she finds an old oil lamp.
She pick it up and rubbed it, and out came a genie.
The genie said to the woman, "Thank you for freeing me from the oil lamp. I will grant you three wishes, but whatever you wish for, your ex-husband will get twice as much. What is your first wish?"
The woman says, "I'd like a million dollars in my bank account, please!"
The genie says, " You now have a million dollars in your bank account, and your ex-husband now has two million dollars. What is your second wish?"
The woman says, "I've always want a nice car. I'd like a new Ferrari, please!"
The genie says, "You now have a new Ferrari in your garage at home, and your ex-husband has two new Ferraris . What is your third wish?"
The woman thought for a while and then said, "I'd like you to remove one of my kidney, please!"


Vocabulary

1. oil lamp: lampu minyak
2. pick it up: mengambilnya
3. rubbed it: menggosoknya
4. genie: jin
5. freeing: membebaskan
6. grant: mengabulkan
7. wishes: permintaan
8. get twice as much: dua kali lipatnya
9. bank account: rekening bank
10. garage: garasi
11. remove: mengambil
12. kidney: ginjal