A couple was golfing one day a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses.
On the third tee the husband said, "Honey be careful when you drive the ball. Don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix."
The wife teed up and the golf ball hit the window of the biggest house on the course.
The husband was shocked and said, "I've told you to watch out for the house. Alright, let's go up there, apologize and see how much this is going to cost."
They walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, "Come on in."
They opened the door and saw a broken bottle lying the floor. A man on the couch said, "Are you the people that broken my window?"
"Right. Sorry about that." the husband replied.
"No, actually I want to thank you. I'm a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes - I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself."
"OK, great!" the husband said. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem - it's the least I could do."
"And you, what do you want?" the genie asked the wife.
"I want a house in every country of the world," she said.
"It's done," the genie replied.
"And what's your wish , genie?" the husband said.
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't made in love to a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife."
The husband looks at the wife and said, "Well, we will get a lot of money and all those house, honey. I guess I don't care."
The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours.
"After it was over, the genie said to her, "How old is your husband, anyway?"
"35." she replied.
"And he still believes in genies?.... That's amazing."
Vocabulary
- golf course: arena golf, lapangan golf
- lined up: dibatasi dengan
- tee: tempat pemukulan bola pertama
- drive the ball: memukul bola
- knock out: mengenai
- It'll cost us a fortune to fix: biayanya mahal untuk memperbaikinya
- teed up: melayangkan pukulan
- to watch out for the houses: hati-hati tidak mengenai rumah
- how much this is going to cost: berapa banyak biaya untuk menggantinya
- on the couch: di atas dipan
- was trapped: terjebak
- released: membebaskan, melepaskan
- grant: mengabulkan
- wishes: permintaan
- ravished: mencabuli
- amazing: mengherankan
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